- person: hey hows life
- me: not enjoyable at all 2 stars would not recommend
Animals with Watermelons
the fucking parrot
I luv u waturmelon
An important documentary.
Were is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?
here he is
I can’t not reblog this
(via tonofpendle)
yet another unrealistic expectation for women
(Source: mylittledildo, via forever90s)
teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them
and think the video is broken when it stops to load
“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”
“work in pairs”
(via tessaviolet)
Classic Paintings Recreated Using Modern Celebrities
[worth100/laughingsquid]
is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down
(via tyleroakley)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via shavingryansprivates)
Someone’s gonna get fired.
(via bloody-nips)
idk how somebody cant reblog this
(Source: dramarama44, via bloody-nips)
(via bloody-nips)
when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
(Source: nickelbackthatassup, via size10plz)
(via bloody-nips)
in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.
we´ve been found out
(via tastefullyoffensive)
emojis are so cute and i love that brown haired girl in pink dress emoji and brown haired boy in blue shirt emoji are together
but even brown haired boy in blue shirt emoji has his secrets…
(via tyleroakley)







