May162013
  • person: hey hows life
  • me: not enjoyable at all 2 stars would not recommend
7PM

romantic-atheism:

theuppitynegras:

firstladysexyfineass:

mypocketshurt90:

supremecatoverlord:

walk2222:

narret:

Animals with Watermelons

the fucking parrot

I luv u waturmelon

An important documentary.

Were is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?

here he is

I can’t not reblog this

(via tonofpendle)

7PM
mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

(Source: mylittledildo, via forever90s)

7PM

balloonney:

teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them

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and think the video is broken when it stops to load

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“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”

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“work in pairs”

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(via tessaviolet)

7PM

tastefullyoffensive:

Classic Paintings Recreated Using Modern Celebrities

[worth100/laughingsquid]

May132013
tyleroakley:

Perfection.

tyleroakley:

Perfection.

10PM
kristinemarija:

is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down

kristinemarija:

is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down

(via tyleroakley)

May102013
10PM
neverexplore:

Someone’s gonna get fired.

neverexplore:

Someone’s gonna get fired.

(via bloody-nips)

10PM
voodoo-acid-zombie:

idk how somebody cant reblog this

voodoo-acid-zombie:

idk how somebody cant reblog this

(Source: dramarama44, via bloody-nips)

10PM
10PM

when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”

(Source: nickelbackthatassup, via size10plz)

10PM

(via bloody-nips)

10PM

flowerpixies:

urbancatfitters:

heeheehaahaahoohoo:

in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.

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we´ve been found out

(via tastefullyoffensive)

10PM

drarna:

emojis are so cute and i love that brown haired girl in pink dress emoji and brown haired boy in blue shirt emoji are together

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but even brown haired boy in blue shirt emoji has his secrets…

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(via tyleroakley)

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